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Let’s Buy Canada

November 16th, 2022

Only the arrogance of a Canadian can explain why our friends to the north are overly critical about the way we do things here in America. With so many Canadians making their way south for the winter and so many of them end up staying either as illegal immigrants or as legal cross over citizens, it is no wonder why Canadians hate us so much. It is quite obvious that not only is our weather warmer and our economy bigger, our way of life is so much better than the Canadians have up north. They are envious enough of us while consuming everything American, to push in our faces the fact that their is a ‘Canadian Identity’. This Canadian attitude enforces their false sense of superiority, while at the same time, relying so much on us. They in fact forget their place in North America and forget the fact that if it were not for their so called inferior cousin to the south, they would all be speaking Russian. So much are they dependent on us, that they have allowed their armed forces to dwindle, their coast guard to be non-existent, and their air force to be a joke. They in fact rely on the United States to defend their borders, build up their economy and their dollar, while paying us nothing. This, my fellow Americans, has got to stop. I say they need to pay their fare share. I say let’s buy the entire country and make them all Americans so they can pay their fair share of taxes.

So here is our firm and final offer: The United States of America hereby offers each and every Canadian Citizen ( only living ones, not like the 10% dead ones that voted in their last election) One Hundred Thousand American Dollars ( $100,000), in return for their country and the esteemed and honorable right to become Citizens of the United States of America. This offer is good until we say it ain’t. Ay?

The Reasons Canada is Worth Buying

1. Canada has a lot to offer us (or U.S.). First, it is the other ‘White Meat”. Canada is the 2nd largest country in the world. It has a lot of snow and lots of water. Fishing is also pretty good up in Canada. We get nova from Nova Scotia. We get salmon from the Frazer River. We get Kraft cheese.

Hire the Right Limo Service

April 21st, 2022

You have planned your event. Everything is in order and ready to go. Transportation is the only thing you haven’t arranged. If you are considering hiring a limo service, there are a few things you should know first.

Your limo should look as great as you do on that special occasion. A limo can make you look and feel like a millionaire and it gives you additional room in the car and a safe ride.

When searching for the right limo service, ask your friends and family members for recommendations. People who have used limo services in the past and are very satisfied with service are the best form of advertisement for the limo service. Your friends and family members will be able to tell you about their limo experience, and anyone who has ridden in a limo will remember the experience. They will always have both positive and negative things to tell you about the limo. Asking your friends and family members for limo recommendations is the best place to start when you are considering a limo service for your transportation needs.

Next, you need to know your budget. How much are you willing to pay for the right limo service? Most limos run about $40-$80 per hour on average. How long will you need the limo? Check the limo service’s hourly minimum. Different types of limos vary in price. So, depending on what type of limo you seek and the number of people the limo must transport, you will be spending anywhere from $40 an hour to $5,000 a night.

Once you determine how much you are willing to spend, you will need to do some research. You need to determine if a limo service is insured and licensed. You want to make sure your driver is legally permitted to drive on the road. Your research can also include the things you are seeking in a limo such as the size, the amenities, and prices. Some limos come with stereos, bars, a TV, DVD players, video gaming consoles, intercoms, a sunroof and even a Jacuzzi. The more amenities you request, the higher the cost. So research your options and determine the best price for the amenities you want.

When deciding which limo service is right, you also want to check out the year, make, and model of the limo. You will also want to take a look at the limo’s condition. You should do all of this before handing over a deposit. It is OK to ask if you can see the limo before you make a final decision. If quality is one of your top priorities, you definitely want to see the limo you will be using before you sign any contracts or make any payments.

When you have decided what type of limo you want and what amenities it should feature, your next step is in hiring the right driver. A bad driver can ruin your event. It is very important that the limo driver is experienced and knows the area well. You may want to send the limo company a schedule of events so that the driver can plan the trip. When the driver arrives to pick you up, make sure he or she knows about any special needs or requests.

You might want to ask the limo service if they permit smoking in the limo, if they provide or allow party favors in the limo, and for a list of their limo rules.

When you are putting the final touches on arranging the right limo service, it is good to find out if the gratuities are included in the payment. If not, then you will have to tip the driver. The amount is discretionary.

Limo services are very popular. So, you will want to book your service as soon as you can. The sooner you can book the limo, the more likely you are to have a positive limo experience.

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